Considering a career with the Mob?
Working in a Mob empire can be a cutthroat business. Literally. It requires a delicate balance of skill sets and character traits. Toughness and intelligence, street smarts and political smarts, restraint and sometimes brute force. Knowing how and when to use them — and when to hold back and wait — is the key to rising up the ranks, or even surviving. What job would you land in the Empire? Take our Mob job placement quiz
to find out.
You’re the king of the boardwalk. You don’t get there without equal parts ruthless street smarts and savvy political maneuvering. From your perch at the head of the table, you rule your empire like a master chess player.
Cool, calm, and collected, you’ll take risks to further your empire, but you only make smart bets, not reckless ones. Of course, if anyone asks, you’re just a businessman. But they better not ask too many questions if they know what’s good for them.
You’re a trusted and loyal friend and employee. When something, or someone, needs taking care of, you’re the man for the job. You never back down from a fight, and you’ll even take one on the nose to protect your friends and interests.
Of course you dish it out as well as you take it, and when you make a point, it stays made. But since your reputation precedes you, just the sight of your shadow is usually enough to make the point.
You’re a young up-and-comer with lofty ambitions. You have to be tough and fearless to lock horns with the established boss, knowing one wrong move could mean curtains for you.
While you may not have the highbrow political savvy yet, you’ve got street smarts in spades. With one hand reaching for the brass ring and the other reaching for the brass knuckles, you’re someone to watch — or watch out for.
You’re more into vice than violence. Leave the power struggles to those who are hungry for it. You’re in the business of making money. And like any good businessman, when you smell an opportunity you go after it.
So what if, thanks to Prohibition,
that opportunity tastes like scotch, bourbon, and whiskey?
Thanks to you, the good times are flowing and the ’20s are roaring,
even if they have to speak easy.
