Parks and Recreation is a critically acclaimed NBC comedy TV series that follows the quirky parks department of the small fictional town of Pawnee, Indiana
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Can you find Ron's Gold?
Ron Swanson’s gold is somewhere around here — tapclick the image where you think it might be hidden to find it.
Each secret stash comes with an invaluable nugget of his wisdom, from the very first episode to the seventh and final season.
"Shorts over 6 inches are capri pants. Shorts under 6 inches are European."
"Crying: acceptable at funerals and the Grand Canyon."
"Friends: One to three is sufficient."
"History began July 4th, 1776. Anything before that was a mistake."
"Fish: for sport only, not for meat. Fish meat is practically a vegetable."
"Honor: If you need it defined, you don't have it."
"There's only one thing I hate more than lying: skim milk. Which is water that's lying about being milk."
"Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Don't teach a man to fish … and feed yourself. He's a grown man. And fishing’s not that hard."
"That's decoy gold. You think I'd leave my gold in a locked safe buried underground where anyone can find it? You don't know me at all."
"When people get a little too chummy with me I like to call them by the wrong name to let them know I don’t really care about them."